Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ~Don Kardong
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~Paula Poundstone
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. ~Author Unknown
I think I just ate my willpower. ~Author Unknown
Dieting is not a piece of cake. ~Author Unknown
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. ~Shelley Winters
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first
I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later.
Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad.
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